Jim McDermott on Justice 2008
Well it’s been interesting
It’s been a
long time since I went to Baghdad and Basra.
Hey look at that eagle!
I often see eagles from this window.
Baghdad Jim I am, and will forever be, since then.
The media has stopped calling
I’ve been blacked out
No more TV
No interviews.
You would have thought…
Why’s that?
What did I say to cause such offence?
I said there’d be no WMD, well they didn’t find any, and
I said Bush would make up a story to justify Iraq, and
I was right, going into Iraq was based on, oh well, let’s no
go there.
It doesn’t pay to be right it seems.
That picture is out of true.
Lopsided. I’ll straighten it.
See that bamboo picture over there.
Bamboo bends: “the Buddhist ideal of a public servant”
Someone with strong ideals who can compromise without
Betrayal
Of course if the media would accept that our trip to Iraq
was legit
There would be consequences, maybe, just maybe!?
Over 4,000 dead in the military shows there
Have been consequences, right?
I was born and raised in Chicago.
Some say I’m an Irish politician with the gift of the gab.
I think I’m a typical American with American values.
In politics I’m flexible, up to a point.
I’ve always spoken up for freedom, ironic isn’t it?
Now it comes out that my trip was paid for by Saddam.
This Al-Hanooti guy they indicted, why now?
Seems like he spread his money around, gave some to
Bush, was photographed with Hillary.
What’s going on?
This comes out
now?
Could it be to hang around Hillary’s neck if she’s the
Candidate?
But I don’t regret going.
As the majority now agree, that war
Was a mistake and if I could have done more to stop it
I would have.
Then there’s the $1.1M I’ve had to pay off Congressman
Boehner to wrap
Up that ten-year vendetta. One point one
Million dollars in judgment
Boehner’s legal fees!
They were twice what I paid. Was
I short changed by my legal team?!
Makes you think?
A million is a cheap price to pay for a
principle: freedom of speech.
I didn’t bend like bamboo that time.
So Newt and Boehner were morally wrong; but
I pay a fine.
That’s interesting isn’t it?
If I’d had that tape read into the Congressional Record, all
would have been fine.
But giving it to the press, who would have thought?
So what’s next for Baghdad Jim.
I want to get Healthcare sorted out next year.
Obama? Hillary? How will I vote?
I’ll do what I think’s best for the country.
Dick Russell, based on a fund-raising event at Rick Steve's Europe Through The Back Door in Edmonds, WA